Wolf Shirt Brings the Hawtness!

SPECIAL ALERT FOR WEREWOLF FANS!

I've just become aware of an amazing three-wolf shirt that's being offered on Amazon. If the design isn't enough, the reviews confirm the magical potency of this fabulous item.

Here's what satisfied customers say:

"The fact is, I haven't taken my shirt off ONCE since I've received it, and that was almost 2 weeks ago! And yes, women still want to be with me even though I smell THAT BAD! I'm tellin' ya, IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THIS MYSTICAL HOLY T SHIRT! "

"At first I didn't want to order the Three Wolf Moon Shirt because the three Three Wolves ARE NOT NASCAR DRIVERS AND they ARE NOT sponsored by a beer...Which is kinda frustrating. I still ordered the shirt, hoping to get chicks and be awesome. As soon it came I opened the box, cut three slits underneath the arm on each side of the shirt, put it on, and rolled up my smokes into my right sleeve. All I can say is, Dang! "

And from the ladies' perspective, Angela A. Flanagan says:

"This gal loves wolves! I have a print hanging over my queen size waterbed that looks very similar to the picture on this shirt. I bought four of these shirts to craft into thrown pillows for my bed. They look so good. Every dude I invite into my boudior has mentioned how rad the wolf theme is. My room is decked out in sexy wolf hotness. If I get serious enough with a stud to keep him around during daytime hours, I'd totally give him this shirt. He'd be rocking the shirt and I'll be all "stop looking at my man" to my roommate Kathy. Kathy thinks she was into wolf art before me. She didn't even own any before she moved into my trailer."