Read a review of Tate Hallaway's Dead If I Do. "Meeting the future in-laws for the first time is always going to be stressful but when you’re a vampire and your undead zombie ex-girlfriend crashes (literally) the party you’ve got to know that you’re not going to make a good first impression!" (Love Vampires)
Read an evisceration of Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series. "Before the legions of angry Twilight defenders descend, hurling invective and claiming that someone who has not read the books cannot dare to criticize them, be aware that each one of the books has been read, cover to cover. And the books deserve every bit of legitimate criticism they receive." (Examiner)
Anna Paquin, who plays Sookie Stackhouse in "True Blood," balks at the comparison to "Twilight." "It wouldn't be appropriate for teenagers to be watching our show. I wouldn't have been allowed to." (E! Online) So moralizes 26-year-old Paquin, who dates her co-star, divorced, father of two, 39-year-old Stephen Moyer.
Review of the new season of HBO's "True Blood." "Though [Alan] Ball is willing to acknowledge that the series can be a metaphor for anyone who feels like an outsider (and he wisely continues to feed the meter, this year with legalizing vampire-human marriage), it's important not to lose sight of what 'True Blood' really is: a vampire soap opera filled with hot sex, scary thrills and buckets of blood." (San Francisco Chronicle)
Megan Fox may take on the roll of the please-don't-do-this new "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer" movie. "Now Fox is probably the most in demand female actor in the world at the moment and is currently attached to a million projects so you can all take it as you want but you have to admit she is sexy and can manage action scenes so she'd be a great choice and definately the sort of name the Buffy Fanboys would love to play the Vampire Slayer." (CineFOOLS) That's great, but Joss Whedon isn't attached to this project and all things Buffy come from Joss. Without Joss, it will be another campy, disposable movie, like the first one.
Speaking of teenager and vampires, here's the new extended preview for the upcoming "The Vampire Diaries." It seems to be about a vampire who notices a hawt teenage girl so he enrolls in her school to seduce her. No, that isn't pervy, sick and highly illegal -- it's romantic, because he's dead! The lead actor looks kinda of like Xander, but his eyebrows are more significant.New stills and a description from "Blood: The Last Vampire" are out. The movie will be released on July 10. "On the surface, Saya is a stunning 16-year-old girl, but that youthful exterior hides the tormented soul of a 400-year-old 'halfling'. Born to a human father and a vampire mother, she has for centuries been a loner, obsessed with using her samurai skills to rid the world of vampires, all the while knowing that she herself can survive only on blood like those she hunts." (Dread) Hm, I wonder if she sees a really hawt teenage boy and enrolls in high school just to seduce him.
GRATUITOUS VIDEO OF THE DAY
There is no one like Hugh. Without Hugh, the sun don't shine.
Okay, I think I'm going to watch more Hugh Jackman movies, so if you have any recommendations that don't include Nicole Kidman, please tell me. I did see the first "X-Men," which should count for something. I also watched SEVERAL EXCITING MINUTES of "Van Helsing." He wore a leather cape, or something, and scary vampires flew around. I highly recommend this film to all.
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"It seems to be about a vampire who notices a hawt teenage girl so he enrolls in her school to seduce her. No, that isn't pervy, sick and highly illegal -- it's romantic, because he's dead!"
...when you put it that way, it does seem kinda odd. But being dead always means that you are forgiven for this, because you look good doing it.
~ Popin
Van Helsing, I saw once and that was enough. It could have been so good then it just got bad. Anyhoo..how about Kate and Leopold with him and Meg Ryan. (Just don't think too hard about the time travel stuff.) I'm sad I don't have HBO now, so I can't watch True Blood this time around. I'll catch it sometime soon.
PopinFresh, I don't understand why anyone goes to high school if they've already learned the material. Except pervs.
Shell, I've tried to watch it on cable, and it was more unwatchable than "Dracula 2000," which is saying a lot. Thanks for the tip...I'll try to watch "Kate & Leopold."
Wow... Marta, you know how to give a girl what they want!! Simply Hugh! Thanks! You have to watch the Wolverine movie that just came out... he is nekkid!!! Butt shot! Anyway... hope you have a nice weekend!
Cecile, I am shocked at your scandalous attitude! If I watch the new Wolverine movie, it will be because Hugh so poignantly expresses Wolverine's pain and suffering, his nobility, his anguish at loving, yet being incapable of being loved without hurting the one he adores. If I appreciate his nekkid butt, it's because it symbolizes his NAKEDNESS to the world.
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