
If you'd like to win some swag from MaryJanice Davidson, NYT bestselling author of the Queen Betsy books, enter my new contest. The winner gets a gift pack, including a t-shirt, a book, and some tattoos.
To enter the contest, leave a comment with a title suggestion that includes "Undead and..." For example, "Undead and Unrecognizable," or "Undead and Undercooked," or "Undead and Underwhelmed." The contest runs through November 8, Sunday evening, and a winner will be chosen by random draw. Winners limited to the U.S. and Canada.
I'm waiting for the end of the trend that says that vampires are over. This trend comes up every few years and we're told that zombies are the new It Monster, or we should be wild about the Loch Ness Monster. This theory is routinely brought out like a monkey in a suit by people looking for a story, not fans of paranormal and fantasy.
Derek Tatum pens a thoughtful essay about the 20th anniversary of his love for vampire fiction at Mondo Vampire. "By the end of the 1980's, you could find more and more books that dealt with what it was like to be a vampire; being an outsider, I have always tended to sympathize with the monsters. Mary Shelley's Frankenstein and vampire novels were the only books that I was aware of at the time that dealt with the monster's perspective."
Now, the flipside to true fandom is creepy trendiness, and when you think of creepy trendiness, you naturally think of the Backstreet Boys. (Boys? Still? How old are these guys, anyway?) Writer and editor P.J. Gach was kind enough (or cruel enough) to share this video with me. Teen boy bands and vampires...a match made in hell fer sure. She says, " Watch out the for the surprise ending."
Doug Knipe, SciFi Guy, interviews Susan Blexrod about her new book, Real Men Have Fangs. (Hmm, should this be "real men have fangs and don't do dance routines"? Just a thought.) Susan says, "My first priority is to write the book I want to read. I get so caught up in my characters that they’re like family, and when you have muses like Gerard Butler, Jon Hamm, and Alexander Skarsgard, who wouldn’t want to get swept away?"
Love Vampires has an advance review of Once Bitten by Clare Willis. "Set in a San Francisco advertising agency, the story follows the adventures of Angie McCaffrey, an executive assistant whose boss (Lucy) goes missing at the time that the pitch for 'Macabre Factor' vampire cosmetics is due. Filling in for Lucy leads Angie into the strange underground world of wannabe vampires and nightclubs where blood flows in secret ceremonies conducted in hidden back rooms."Vampires in San Francisco? Maybe I should talk to Clare Willis!
After a much deserved break, I'm selfishly glad to see that Kimberly Swan is back in action at Darque Reviews. Read her review of Devon Monk's Magic in the Shadows. "Allie Beckstrom continues her struggle to hang on to her memories, while learning to cope with her new found skills. Danger stalks Allie’s every move, and there’s always the chance that she’ll take on more than she can handle."
Entertainment Weekly is having another of its stupid surveys about who is the best good vampire, and they've limited it to three TV characters: Bill Compton of "True Blood" as played by Stephen Moyers, Stefan of "Vampire Diaries" as played by Paul Westley, and Angel of "Buffy" as played by David Boreanaz. Angel? Yes. The others? You gotta be kidding.I'd list Angel, Spike, Henry Fitzroy, Mick St. John, and others from Vampire Wire's Ultimate Hawt Vampire Poll.
AUTHORS BE WARNED: So I was clearing up my email and there are some very old ones in the pile, and I found a message from a publisher's publicist telling me about a new vampire book's release. I wrote back and apologized for the delay, but offered to have a contest here. This is usually a pretty good deal for an author because I put up the summary, cover, links to the author's site, etc. The publicist wrote back and said they were over their publicity push for now.
Hello? Since when do you turn down a chance to promote a book? She could have said, "How about a Q&A with my author?" and I would have said, "Sure." I'm sure the author doesn't know that the publisher's publicist has this "maybe later" attitude. Once a book is out, you keep promoting. If this was my publicist, I'd be furious.
GRATUITOUS VIDEOS OF THE DAY
Now, completely boy-band free! Even though I'm not watching "True Blood," I know it has a lot of fans. This is for you from Sabaceanbabe.
As for the Entertainment Weekly survey, except for Angel (Naked David Boreanaz), those guys are not worthy of the Jonesian Effect (TM), that extra sexitude brought on by fan tributes set to songs by Sir Tom Jones. Behold the wonder that is Mick St. John (Alex O'Loughlin) and "Sex Bomb."



45 comments:
How about "Undead and Loving It" or "Undead and Under Age"
jissilly@yahoo.com
Here are some ideas...
Undead and Unbelievable or
Undead and Unrepairable.
zenfoxflowerATyahooDOTcom
Elie (Ellz Readz)
"Undead and Underestimated"
"Undead and Unfortunate"
"Undead and Underweight"
Jissilly, your suggestion, Undead and Underage, was poor Claudia's problem in Anne Rice's books...an ancient woman stuck in a child's body.
Elniece, Undead and Unrepairable sounds like a car-accident zombie victim!
Rex, I like Undead and Underestimated. I'd buy it!
Hmmm... I would say "Undead and Unprepared". Betsy usually is unprepared... lol
Thanks,
Rachel
>> I'm waiting for the end of the trend that says that vampires are over. <<
Vampires are the new vampires.
How about Undead and Unsure...
ok so that wasn't that great LOL
ksg_amg(at)yahoo.com
Kris, I like Undead and Unsure!
Derek, genius! I think this is the title of a new post: Vampires are the new vampires.
How about "Undead and Unashamed"
ewdnbbd @ yahoo dot com
Undead & Unbarbed
Undead & Unbloody
Undead & Unburiable
I'd be irked at that publicist too, geeze. You promote while you can, if someone asks to promote you do it. Geeze.
How about
Undead & Unloved
Undead & Under pressure
Undead & Unkind
Undead & Unthinkable
Undead & Unappreciated
Undead & Unapproachable
Undead & Underestimated
Undead & Untrue
Undead & Unamused
Undead & Uncontrolable
Undead & Unfortunate
Undead & Untreatable
I could go on and on, but I'll stop now...
misty_labean@yahoo.com
Undead and Unrelenting
Undead & Unpopular
salvagin@verizon.net
Ok, I will give it a shot.
How about,
"Undead and Underfoot"
Sounds like a troublesome houseguest.
"Undead and Undecided"
Commitment-phobic?
Can we just say it: Vampires are the new vampires.
Undead and Unappealing
Undead and Unapproachable
Undead and Uncontrollable
I posted this on the Contests & Giveaways sidebar of my blog
http://allthingsurbanfantasy.blogspot.com/
AllThingsUrbanFantasy(at) gmail (dot) com
How about Undead and Underpaid or Undead and Unflappable or Undead and Underground. I'm all out!
Yeah, I used that ("Vampires Are The New Vampires") as the title for a convention panel one time. I got tired of hearing how vampires were on their way out in favor of something else. Vampires cannot be replaced. There is something the archetype that is built to last.
Hmm, lets see. How about Undead and Unworried :)
It seems like everyone has listed every possibility.. Hmm...
Undead and ...unrefined?
It's the best I could do! Lol
Morning Glow
Undead and Underconstruction
Undead and unmistaken
Undead and unwrinkled
Undead and Unruly
Undead and Undying
Undead and Unfazed
Undead and Under the Influence
I so agree with your choices for the good vampires. Angel #1, of course. Mmm...Angel... :)
Undead and Underwhelmed
and I gotta say it...
Undead and Underwear! :)
I must confess that when I posted this contest, I thought, hmm, what more could be done with this title? But you guys are bringing the awesome! I love your suggestions, and I'm going to tell MJD's assistant to make sure she checks them out.
Uh, I would totally choose Spike as the best good vampire. I'm very fond of Angel, Mick St. John, Bill and Henry but they're just too righteous and emotionally unclear (except maybe for Bill, but still). Me loves Spike :)
Hmm, how about
Undead and Unexpected
Undead and Unforeseen
Undead and Unannounced
Undead and Unpredicted
hildakullberg [at] gmail [.com]
Why do they want the vampire trend to be over? Wait, WHO wants the vampire trend to be over?
It's not a trend anymore, it's just vampires. =) We all love them.
Hilda
How about....
Undead and Unaware
Undead and Unfound
Undead and Understated
Undead and Unimportant
Undead and Unsweet
Undead and Unclean
Deidre
Heh. This is fun. Lots of good ones mentioned already. Here's my contribution:
Undead & Unorganized
Undead & Unwound
Undead & Unhinged
Undead & Undone
Thanks! :0)
Does Undead and Underage peak your interest for a YA version or permanently stuck at nineteen? Shoot - Jissilly already said that...
Undead and Uncut, makes for a nice paranormal erotic title... :)LOL - R u cringing? 'Cause I kinda am, but snickering at the same time.
Miranda
mdwartistry at yahoo dot com
Lets see...the first thing that came to mind was:
Undead and Underpaid
(ain't that the truth withus all!)
Undead and Underdog!
Undead and Under the Sheets
Undead and Under the weather
Undead and Under the top
First and foremost, Marta, I am completely unboard with Angel, David "my unattainable beloved" Boreanaz is the undisputed # 1.
For the contest I would like to submit the following:
Undead & Unrestricted
Undead & Undercooked
Undead & Underinsured
Undead & Undependable
Undead & Undeserved
Undead & Unattainable (sigh for Angel(David B)
Just a few, thanks for the consideration!
peakachu1@yahoo.com
Undead and Unbalanced
Undead and Unawakened
what about undead and unbleached,
undead and undone, undead and unadvisable lol. i'll keep thinking.
what about undead and undressed (or unshod possibly for Betsy)
Hmmm... it seems that everyone had taken mostly everything. I guess I am late to the party. How about Undead and Unrefined, Undead and Unloved, Undead and Undead and Unfortunate.
Sue
okibi_insanity[at]yahoo[dot]com
Hi Marta :)
I love Queen Betsy!
:)
Yay! Mine wasn't taken!
:)
Undead and Unwelcome
:)
All the best,
RKCharron
xoxo
These are great! How about...
Undead and Unremarkable
Undead and Unwilling
Undead and Unwise (someone that crosses Betsy?)
Undead and Unholy (Sisters... sisters)
Undead and Undernourshed
undead and unaware
undead and unasuming
undead and unreal
opps
arafel1962@yahoo.com
How about Undead and Unfriendly?
Ladytink_534(at)yahoo(dot)com
oops I forgot too...
mboley33(at)yahoo(dot)com
Since Undead and Unhinged has been said how about Undead and Unknown?
jmspettoli
hmmm... Undead and Unrepentant; Undead and Underfed (though that doesn't quite fit the 'Un' bit). I don't think I'm very good at these ;)
Undead and unwanted
Undead and unreproducible
mh thinking about more...
How about Undead and Unstable? "Just when I thought things couldn't get stranger, I put on my Manolo's and as soon as I took a step I fell on my ass". Someone had cursed me so when I walked in my stilettos I would end up on my ass everytime! The horror!!!
Undead and Uninvited!
x
tennesseehollow at gmail dot com
Great Contest!
How about
Undead and Unloved?
Undead and Unhinged?
Undead and Unbelievable?
haha :)
natashajennex@gmail.com
you guys are amazing! MaryJanice loved all of these titles! I created a word document with all of them so she can look at them & laugh for years to come!
Thanks, Tracy (MJ's Assistant)
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