"New Moon" Poster & Almost the End of the Ultimate Hawt Vampire Poll

Movies Online has sample posters for the next in the Twilight series, "New Moon."

I've had an amazing response to my poll for the Hawtest Vampire, which ends Sunday night. I'll probably have to spend hours compiling the results...and I'm thinking that pie charts won't work since I have too many nominees.



The poll really proved my expectations wrong. I thought Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer) of "True Blood" and Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) of "Twilight" would trounce the very deserving competition, like a fabulous Eurotrash Dracula (Gerard Butler) in the abominablel "Dracula 2000." (He still has the best vampire hair EVER!) Instead, Henry Fitzroy (Kyle Schmid) is kicking everyone's undead butt.


I'll have the results on Monday. I'm very bummed that neither Lifetime nor HBO responded to my inquiries for prizes. HBO, in particular, does nothing but spam bloggers to promote their shows. So HBO totally sucks. You can quote me on that.

On Monday, Kimberly Swan, the indefatigible reviewer and interviewer at Darque Reviews will be my guest and will give away a copy of Immortal Hunter, by Lynsay Sands, to someone who leaves a comment! Regular Vampire Wire readers know that I always check in with Kimberly to see what's new and exciting in paranormal fiction.

Also, the contest for a copy of Esri Rose's new elfy novel, Stolen Magic, runs through tomorrow night. Just leave a comment to enter!


On to more important things, like frickin "Supernatural"! What was that last night? Here's a recap. "Could things get worse? Of course!" (Zap2It)

TV Squad asks, "Are fans ruining 'Supernatural'?" "Do you keep the fans happy, or do you decide to do what's best for the show? With the season finale coming up, I feel like we're on the verge of that decision."

I'm confused and intrigued. I do like evil Sam Winchester (Jared Paladecki) better than nice Sammy and we got to see him go all evil Willow on us. I don't understand why Dean (Jensen Ackles) hates Ruby (Gabrielle Cortese) so much, since she seems like she's on her side. And what are those angels up to? Hey, I've read Milton's Paradise Lost, so I know angels aren't always the good guys.

So, as usual, the show left me hanging anxiously for the next episode.


Here are your Gratuitous Videos of the Day.

I've posted this before, but it retains its charm.



You know, I think I like Mick St. John (Alex O'Loughlin) even better in German.



I usually don't like slide shows, but this one allows you to stop the vid and really examine the '80s hair so you can style your own BIG HAIR and go out tonight.

Taking the Day Off

I have things to do like, oh, writing, because I'm like a, you know, writer with deadlines and stuff and I have to think of imagery and metaphors and tenses and stuff. It's totally hard and makes my brain hurt.

Now, you are crying and saying, "Marta, we can't just pay attention to our boss, because his pants have PLEATS and he burns popcorn in the microwave every day!" I know. So I'm giving you a few videos to watch and something to think about: I'll be having a contest soon for the BEST VAMPIRE QUOTES! Bela Lugosi started this fine tradition with, "I vant to suck your blood!"

Here are your videos!

Getting ready for "Supernatural" tonight? Here's a video for Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles).



This vid's for Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer) of "Blood Ties."



Okay, I've seen "Zoolander" like way too many times, and I love all the male models, including Alexander Skarsgard, who now plays Eric Northman on "True Blood," as Meekus.

Kick-Ass Chicks & "Supernaturally" Awesome!

Vicky London of Vampire Genre was the winner of Vampire Wire's contest for Keeper of Light & Dust by Natasha Mostert. (You can read my Q&A with Natasha here.) Here's Vicky's review of the book. "It’s just not very often that I find a book to gush over, much less two and both by the same author. Natasha Mostert is one of the few authors that teaches me something incredibly interesting every time I read one of her books."

Anna Katherine is guest blogging and giving away a copy of her new book, Salt & Silver, at Darque Reviews. "For my book SALT AND SILVER, I decided to mix my two loves -- solid historical research and urban fantasy. So, modern setting, a Brooklyn diner, a spoiled ex-rich kid, et cetera."

If you'd like to join the movement to save "Blood Ties," you can join the Yahoo Group.

Borders is celebrating (or cashing in on, whatever) the success of "True Blood," based on Charlaine Harris's Southern Vampire novels, by dedicating a site to the TV series and the novels.

Continuing the Henry Fitzroy (Kyle Schmid) and "Blood Ties" looove, Vampire Wire reader Anne sent me a link to this video. I think a dentist must have made it: "shiny teeth that twinkle." It is a nice antidote to the angsty vamps.




"Supernatural"? Supernaturally AWESOME, you mean! So I didn't mention the show last week, which surprised me as usual with the ending and now we get to see what happens when Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles) tries to de-program his demon-blood addicted brother, Sam (Jared Paladecki). Me, I am totally digging Bad Sammy, who is much more interesting than med student, nice kid Sam.

TV Guide has a long, exclusive preview and you have to go there to see it. (They don't understand the whole point of the Internets.) "Sam will involuntarily book a reservation in the subterranean panic room, as Bobby and Dean debate how best to deal with the demon-blood addict."

But here's a shorter preview.



Okay, don't watch this video if you don't want spoilers for the show, but an old character returns. I would like to officially recant my dislike for the way the actor camps up the speech of this character. After seeing him interviewed, I have to say I admire his wacky interpretation. More after the episode airs.

MOVIE NEWS: Hugh Jackman is going to star in a new supernatural flick, "Ghostopolis." "'Ghostopolis' centers on a man who works for the Supernatural Immigration Task Force, responsible for sending ghosts back to their rightful resting place of Ghostopolis. Things get tricky when a living boy is accidentally sent to The Other Side, forcing the agent to team up with a female ghost (who also used to be his girlfriend) in order to bring him back to the living." (Splash Page)


GRATUITOUS VIDEOS OF THE DAY

Yeah, as if this whole blog isn't gratuitous. Anyway, here's a tribute to "True Blood's" Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgard) in a bathtub.



We've had a lot of hunkitude lately, what with the Ultimate Hawt Vampire List and Contest, so here's something celebrating the kick-ass chicks. I, personally, am touched that the video maker, LavElixir, saw the underlying feminist message in a Rob Zombie tune. (Zombie never gets credit for his inner girl.)

Ultimate Hawt Vampire Cinco De Mayo

I will get back to regular content when I'm done my current project, but for now you'll have to celebrate Cinco De Mayo by drinking a margarita out of your coffee cup at work and watching hawt vampire videos as part of my continuing Ultimate Hawt Vampire List & Contest.

A few votes have gone to Dr. Carlisle Cullen, as played by Peter Facinelli, in "Twilight." Call me old fashioned, but I like eyeliner on men, but not lipstick. Anyway, I was cruising through fan vids and MysteryTwilightVoice mentioned that the actor has a fabulous voice. He really does.



I prefer Facinelli with dark hair and he rocks the "Dracula 2000" long locks. This vid, with a song that will bring down your IQ by a minimum of 20 points, is by MigraineSky.




DarkStar2404 visited Vampire Wire this week and here's another of her lovely videos in honor of Henry Fitzroy (Kyle Schmid) of "Blood Ties." The song goodness should wipe out privious song badness in one of the vids above.




I really thought Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer) of "True Blood" would get more votes. Anyway, Thellou made this great video tribute to the character.



One comment wished for a write-in vote for Drusilla (Juliet Landau) of "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer." Here's a video from Michie753 featuring Drusilla and Spike (James Marsters) and Bon Jovi. Because you can't go wrong with a Bon Jovi soundtrack.

Guest Post & Contest with Esri Rose

"I enjoyed Stolen Magic so much, I devoured it in one night!"

NYT Bestselling Author Kerrelyn Sparks

Esri Rose, the author of the elfy Bound to Love Her, is guest blogging here today. I interviewed Esri last year about her first novel and her attraction to those of the elfish persuasion. Her new novel, Stolen Magic, is out today, and Esri's going to give away a copy to someone who leaves a comment. This contest runs through Saturday evening and Esri will pick the winner.

Congratulations on your new release and welcome, Esri!

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Why so secret, paranormal creatures?

Paranormal creatures are all about secrecy. It’s as if pointy ears and teeth are genetically linked to paranoia. Well, today I’m calling them out. What, in 400 years of existence, you never picked up a can-do attitude? It’s a matter of selling yourself, and I’m not talking about, “I’m perfectly suited to work the night shift.” That’s not good enough. If you want acceptance by the mainstream, you gotta make it in television, baby. Look at Will and Grace. Look at Queer Eye. Look at friggin’ Ellen. Now take a look at the following pitch ideas, and remember, I get 12% off the top.

Late Night with Vlad

No one is more perfectly suited to be a talk-show host than a vampire. That perfect pale skin never sweats under the hot lights, and you don’t have to worry about them gaining twenty pounds because they kicked their coke habit. In addition, actors who look into their eyes too long can be coaxed into dishing about their latest director. “He made everyone so comfortable on the set… (glazed look) Except for that intern whose nipple he tweaked in front of everyone." Money shot: The host occasionally vaults over his desk and sucks the blood of B-list guests. Make sure Danny Bonaduce knows this is in his contract.

The Child Whisperer

I love this because it turns a known concept inside out. Are you ready? Parents with horrible children call in a female werewolf to show them how to discipline their brats. (Note to producer: Make sure the werewolf is hot when she’s in human form.) Who wouldn’t like to see “time out” replaced by a rousing chase around the yard followed by a bite on the ass? Money shot: close-up of kid’s tear-streaked face as he whispers, “I swear I’ll never kick you again, Mommy. You’re my pack leader.”

Zombie Monster Truck Rally

When the economy’s in the crapper, people need two things – a good show, and a reminder that someone is worse off than them – i.e., the dead. Plus, none of the participants are going to sue for hearing loss or internal injuries, so you save money on insurance right from the get-go. Money shot: Post-race interviewer: “That was a pretty bad wreck. Is losing your arm going to hurt you in the finals, or are you still determined to give a hundred and ten percent?” Zombie driver: “Braaaains…”

Survivor – Island of Dr. Moreau

Shapeshifters versus humans! Or maybe shapeshifters among the humans. Either way, this is gold. Should they vote Robert off, or can he change into a puma and win the next challenge? Is it legal to kill and eat your tribemate when he’s in animal form? Forget I said that. Money shot: Hottest girl and guy sneak into a shelter. After much moaning from inside, we hear a gasp and the girl rockets out, screaming and naked. Is a bite on the back of her neck too much? Maybe she just picks up a couple of fleas.

Elves Versus Models

Forget What Not to Wear – no one sticks it to your self-esteem like an Elf, but that shouldn’t keep supermodels from trying to compete against them. There isn’t a woman in America who doesn’t want those skinny bitches taken down a peg. I’m thinking the final challenge involves a catwalk in lingerie and four-inch heels, only – get this – the runway is a giant tree branch, somewhere in the rainforest or something. Of course we’ll have a net underneath! Money shot: Having failed to spot a knothole, Marisa Miller is fished out of the net, mascara running down her face as she sobs, “My hair will never look as good as theirs. Never!”
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Esri Rose writes paranormal romantic-suspense with a dash of humor. Stolen Magic, her second book about elves in Boulder, Colorado, comes out May 5. Also starting May 5, you can register to win Boulder for Free, including hotel nights, restaurant and boutique gift certificates, theater tickets, jewelry, art, and body care. Visit ElvesInBoulder.com to enter. Esri’s main website/blog is ElvesAmongUs.com, where you can read the first chapter of Stolen Magic.

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Thanks, Esri!

Please leave a comment for Esri to enter her contest for a copy of her spanking new novel, Stolen Magic!

Extension of Ultimate Hawt Vampire Poll and Contest

I'd actually wanted the Ultimate Vampire List Poll to run through MAY 10, and I put down the wrong date. (Yes, I lose track of days because I work at home.) So I'm officially extending it, or correcting it.

The poll ends on May 10, Sunday night.

Okay, the good part is that I'm trying to wrastle up more prizes! So I hope you will all be patient and wait for one more week.

Tomorrow I'll have a guest blog from Esri Rose and book contest for her new release, Stolen Magic!

In the meanwhile, here are some Gratuitous Videos of Hawt Vampire Nominees for your viewing enjoyment.

"Moonlight" buddies, Josef (Jason Dohring) and Mick (Alex O'Loughlin) work it to the duh-duh-duh-duh-duh song.



Okay, I'm totally getting the Henry Fitzroy (Kyle Schmid) and "Blood Ties" love. Those who haven't seen this show can go to Lifetime and watch entire episodes.



I couldn't find many videos with Mark Frankel, who played Julian Luna in "Kindred: The Embraced" but here's one. Sadly, Frankel died in a motorcycle accident in 1996.



I couldn't find any good videos of Adrian Paul in his role as Aaron Gray in "The Breed," so here's one celebrating the hunkitude of his other supernatural, "Highlander."