Congratulations, BN100! You're the contest winner for The Dimple of Doom by hilarious Lucy Woodhull. I'll send her your info so she can give you your prize.
I was just talking to Lucy about how difficult it is to market a certain type of more satirical, absurdist humor when you're a woman. I'll probably discuss this later, but basically a guy can write about farting and he's considered witty. And you can quote me on that.